Ringo Starr

Ringo Starr was born on July 7, 1940. After being in some band or something, he began narrating Thomas The Tank Engine in 1984. Ringo also played Mr Conductor in the PBS series Shining Time Station, the show used to introduce Thomas The Tank Engine in America. He re-narrated parts of some episodes becuase Yanks are overly politically-correct. He was unsure about taking the role at first, having never previously read the books by Reverend Awdry, and at the time he felt that children would be more interested in "dinosaurs with lasers." He invented the word "Rabbish", which entered the Oxford English Dictionary in 2010 as "A slightly daft way of saying 'Rubbish'". The only other person to use this "word" is Paul Chuckle.

Hatred of Thomas?
Ringo appears to have a slight dislike of Thomas, on at least two occasions he has insulted the size of Thomas's penis, though this may have been to make up for his own inadequacies.

Death
Ringo was shot on November 19, 2009, after revealing too much of the plot of Toby's Mediocre Spin-off.

Peace and love. Peace and love.