Rabbish!

Plot
The intro to Rabbish! is fast and in different colours with some chipmunk singing "We Are The Chipmunks".

Percy annoys the engines trying to get them to guess his news, and Gordon tells him to SHUT THE FUCK UP. Then, James sings a song about "rabbish" but WTLNetwork claims it's not that good, and Percy interrupts Ringo Starr's narration by randomly exploding.

At the station, The Fat Controller, who is carrying some Vaseline and a box of Kleenex tissues, sees Percy and swears that he looks hard. Percy agrees, but he doesn't know whether he is standing on his dome or his dick. The Fat Controller says that he looks sexy to him, and asks him if he will help build his new harbour with Thomas, Toby, Henry, Edward, James, Duck, Bill and Ben, Donald and Douglas and the butler. Percy is delighted.

The Fat Controller meets the new engine, who is called Montague but prefers to be called Montague. He claims that others say he waddles, and attempts to assure the Fat Controller otherwise, but the Fat Controller silences him. He then asks Percy to show Duck his dick.

Henry thinks that Duck is a simple sort of engine, but James thinks that is rabbish. Henry and Gordon puff past Duck making some strange snorting noises, but then Duck runs into the camera. Then, WTLNetwork thinks he should watch one of TheKipperRunsAgain's poops, but he starts crying. Duck asks Percy if the big engines tell him to do things, and Percy replies, "yes" and "unspeakable things". Duck is shocked.

The Fat Controller is looking forward to hot buttered toast for tea at home while The Butler is giving him a blowjob when he hears an extraordinary noise and hurries to the yard. Duck and Percy shit on the points outside the shed. He tells the engines to stop the noise, and when they ignore him he loudly silences them. He then tells Duck and Percy that he is pleased with their behaviour, but not with their work. When the big engines snigger, he tells them that they've been worse because they made the disturbance.

Characters

 * Percy
 * Gordon
 * James
 * Penn Jillette
 * Ringo Starr
 * The Fat Controller
 * Thomas
 * Toby
 * Edward
 * Henry
 * Duck
 * Bill
 * Ben
 * Donald
 * Douglas
 * The Butler
 * Dave Scunthorpe (cameraman)
 * WTLNetwork