Twilight

Twilight is a book series which turns vampires into sissies and girls gossip about annoying boys. The series was adapted into a movie series, which got girls talking about it even more, especially about the "hot" (translation: wimpy) guys who played Edward and Jacob. In spite of its success, the series actually sucks. WTLNetwork threw out his copy of the original book along with his "original ideas" book.

Why Twilight Should be Avoided

 * Vampires aren't supposed to sparkle


 * Werewolves are supposed to change on a full moon only, not anytime at their own will.


 * "Team Edward" and "Team Jacob"


 * IT JUST PLAIN SUCKS!!!!!!