Trevor the Pervert

Trevor the Twat engine enjoys living in shit, and although Edward comes every day, Trevor sometimes doesn't have enough cum. When Edward passes by, Trevor announces he likes children. Edward is shocked, and calls the police, who arrest Trevor.

Edward later introduces Trevor, a fish, to Thomas. Thomas is confused.

Thomas' driver later tells Trevor to perform the essential task of killing Thomas. Trevor is satified at having the sort of job he likes, and threatens that Thomas will "see". Dun dun DUN!

Trevor then wonders who needs rails, only to fall into quicksand in the bay and be run over by a lorry.

Thomas brings Annie and Clarabel to see Thomas. Annie notes how gay Trevor is, and Clarabel adds that he reminds her of Thomas.

Trevor is sorry when he has to go, but Thomas promises to fuck him if he can, and says that the police will arrest him. Trevor thinks that would be wonderful.

Characters

 * Ringo Starr
 * Trevor
 * Edward
 * Children
 * Thomas
 * Annie
 * Clarabel
 * The Police