Toby

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Toby is a tram engine. He has cows and sideplates. He has a coach called Henrietta. The cars, buses, and lorries often have accidents, but Toby hasn't had an accident in years. . . BOOOOOM!

Toby got mad at The Fat Controller's grandchildren for thinking he was electric.

Toby has met cows, and knows the trouble they are.

According to The Fat Controller, Toby gives shitty rides.

History
Toby was intended to be a magnetic train, but due to budget constraints, among other things, it was decided that Toby should be what is commonly and correctly called a "trampy piece of shit". Soon after, Toby was dumped on the Island of Sodor.

He was the star of his own spin-off series, but this was pulled after one episode.

Toby later starred in Big Brother because he wanted fame. He later turned to drugs and he then lived homeless in a shed.

Part-time job as a cleaner
Toby has a part-time job on the island as a cleaner, who cleans the other engines on the island for a fee of 2 pence every fortnight.

"Milk"
Toby often brags about pulling very important milk, but in fact, he has never pulled milk before. He once tricked Percy into giving up the Special Milk in exchage for his important "milk", which turned out to be china-clay trucks.