Mmmoooooooooo!

Synopsis
Henry and Gordon mock Edward for being afraid of cows, and proceed to kill one.

Plot
Edward is taking some empty cattle trucks to a market town, and is wondering why they can't cum quietly. As Edward passes a field, some cows break through a fence, run across the line and break a coupling. Edward does not realise until Henry and Gordon laugh at him, and although Toby sounds cross he laughs at Edward too. Edward tries to puff off, but stops after a few metres.

Later, Gordon warns Edward to mind the poop. Along a long stretch of poop is a calf. Henry comes along and wants to hurt her.

The guard talks to the porter. The guard knows the cow, and says that her calf has died.

That night, Gordon explains to Edward that he and Henry stopped "so as not to excite her", and then shits himself.

Songs
"Come On Eileen" - Dexys Midnight Runners

"It Must Be Love" - Madness

Characters

 * Ringo Starr
 * Edward
 * Cattle Trucks
 * Henry
 * Gordon
 * Toby
 * Cow
 * Calf
 * Guard
 * Porter