Testicle Fields

Testicle Fields is a field owned by Farmer Giles, in which free-range testicles are left to roam free and grow.

History
The family of Farmer Giles had owned the fields (previously known as 'Homo-Genitor Agri') for over 800 years, but it wasn't until the 1970s that free-range testicles were farmed there. He was approached by Professor Balles, a French genetics specialist in 1972. Farmer Giles was paid the handsome sum of £400 to accommodate Balles' free-range testicles. The testicles turned out to be extremely profitable for Farmer Giles, who made £800 by selling just one of them. Farmer Giles is now the second richest man on the island (second to Sir Topham Hatt who, despite massive debts, is still the richest man on the island, as everyone else is also piss-poor).