Penn Jillette

Penn Jillette, also known as 'That bloke that yells 'shut the fuck up' in WTLNetwork's poops', is an American magician and comedian who also played that bloke in that show about that witch. He is probably most famous for inventing the 'Jill-Jet' and for having a red fingernail.

In the WTLNetwork universe
In the WTLNetwork universe, he is an all-powerful being who can transmorph his face onto other people or engines on the Island of Sodor, as well as take control of their vocal chords. Legend says that he got these powers after he was on that show with that witch and, though fictional, some of the magic rubbed off on him.

Rivalry with Death
He has cheated Death many times by telling him to SHUT. THE FUCK. UP. when he comes for him.