Trainsecks

Plot
One day, Henry wants to wank, but Percy is telling some wankers about the time he braved bad weather to fuck Thomas. The wankers are thrilled and call Percy gay, but then Henry arrives and tells the "silly cunts" to fuck off. Percy is cross, and taunts Henry about being afraid of sex.

Thomas is reading a board on the quay which warns the engines of the danger of high voltage. Thomas tells Percy that danger means danger, but Percy thinks he is a stupid twat. One day, Percy asks his trucks to take him from behind when they get to the quay. The trucks are excited, and rape him at the quay. Percy falls into the water, but the Fat Controller refuses to get him out until he is high. The Fat Controller hopes that Percy will learn to obey orders, but Percy refuses.

It is dark when cranes come to lift him out, but they end up dropping Percy back into the water. Later, Henry asks Percy if he liked the bum rape, and hopes that Percy will enjoy it better next time - although Percy is determined there won't be a next time. The episode ends with everyone raping.

Characters

 * Ringo Starr
 * Henry
 * Percy
 * Bill
 * Ben
 * Thomas
 * Trucks
 * Percy's driver (does not speak)
 * Percy's fireman (does not speak)
 * The Fat Controller