Henry Goes Gallivanting Off To Poo

Plot
Gordon is cross that Henry got to have a shit, and grumbles about Henry gallivanting off to Poo, leaving the others to do his work and coming back to say how happy he felt and Gordon swears that it's shit. He also critcises Henry for wanking too much and wanking at stations, and calls him a fucking cunt. Henry is upset.

Edward later says that Henry looks gay, and Henry swears at him. Henry is then startled by a strange noise, which Edward thinks is Gordon. Gordon comes rushing through the station; he doesn't look at Henry, Edward, James, Duck, Thomas, Percy, Bertie, Bill and Ben, Donald and Douglas, the Fat Controller, the Butler or Jedward. Gordon screeches along the line until he crashes through the station wall. Then two fitters climb up and knock his whistle valve to pieces.

Henry is puffing along when he sees some cunts on a bridge. He says "Fuck you" to them, and the cunts do not wave or take his number but they do rape him and his coaches in the ass. The passengers want to call the police, but Henry's driver suggests that Henry fuck the cunts. At the station he warns everyone that Henry has plenty of semen and that Henry is excited is they are, but Henry is too hard to answer.

Henry sees the cunts on the bridge again. His driver orders him to cum hard and as Henry passes under the bridge, he cums all over the cunts. His driver congratulates him, and Henry feels happy that he has taught Gordon and silly cunts a lesson.

Characters

 * Ringo Starr
 * Gordon
 * Henry
 * Percy (does not speak)
 * Edward
 * James (does not speak)
 * Duck (does not speak)
 * Thomas (does not speak)
 * Bertie (does not speak)
 * Bill (does not speak)
 * Ben (does not speak)
 * Donald (does not speak)
 * Douglas (does not speak)
 * The Fat Controller (does not speak)
 * The Butler (does not speak)
 * Jedward
 * The stone-dropping cunts
 * Henry's coaches
 * The Wanking Policeman
 * Henry's driver