What The Fuck?!?

Synopsis
Gordon, James, and Henry refuse to fuck trucks like common people, which causes the fat controller to buy a new engine.

Plot
In the intro, Thomas' coupling breaks and the music stops while he reversed to have Annie and Clarabel coupled back on.

Knapford station randomly explodes. The Fat Controller is wanking in his office when the stationmaster comes in. Overcoming his disgust, the stationmaster tells him that Henry is wanking, there are no passengers and the trains are saying the railway is shit. Before the Fat Controller can do anything the Butler comes in and says he wants him. The Fat Controller leaves at once. An ad appears, asking the viewer to subscribe to the Fat Controller's Twitter feed.

The Fat Controller finds Gordon, James and Henry apparently looking very cross. The Fat Controller tells Henry that his train should be ready, but Gordon demonically claims that Henry isn't going, they won't shunt "like common people" and that ender tengines don't fuck trucks. The Fat Controller tells him that his engines do trucks, and hurries away to find Edward, only for a fist to break through his windscreen and hit him in the face.

The Fat Controller asks Edward to fuck coaches in the arse. Edward thinks it would be a nice change, but the next day he complains that the others are saying he has black wheels. The Fat Controller goes to an engine workshop and, after expressing confusion at the background music, chooses an engine which looks uncannily like Susan Boyle to help Edward.

Henry later comes by hissing rudely, and Percy wheeses so loudly that Gordon, Bill, Ben, BoCo, James and Henry in Sodor are frightened and The Fat Controller tells him to silence. Percy then adds that Edward should "hear them in the workshop"; the screen cuts to the workshop, where the engines are whistling so loudly the building is falling apart.

The poop ends with the end credits playing common tank engines.

Characters

 * Ringo Starr
 * The Fat Controller
 * Mr. Stationmaster
 * Edward
 * The Butler
 * Gordon
 * James
 * Henry
 * Percy
 * Bill
 * Ben
 * BoCo
 * Thomas (cameo)