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Plot
Emo Henry is feeling very sorry for himself, but James thinks that he needs a cunt and doesn't work hard enough. The Fat Controller says that Henry is too gay, and that they will have to get another engine instead of him.

The Fat Controller is waiting for Henry at the platform, as he has taken off his trousers. Henry worries that he will have to go away.

The Fat Controller claims that it is expensive, when Gio Compario appears and begins singing the jingle for "Go Compare" with Mrs. Stationmaster, until he is shot.

The driver reveals to the Fat Controller that he wants him, and they have sex. The Fat Controller sends for the Welsh Fireman, who hurts himself sliding down the bannister.

Henry's driver and fireman carefully lights his fire, putting large lumps of coal like a wall round the outside, round the outside, round the outside. Henry then tells the Fat Controller he feels fucking shit. Thomas asks Annie and Clarabel if they have ever seen anything like it, but before they can answer they are interrupted by a drum solo. The episode ends with the end music from "Eastenders".

Characters

 * Ringo Starr
 * Henry
 * James
 * The Fat Controller
 * Gio Compario
 * Singers
 * Henry's Driver
 * Fireman Sam (The Welsh fireman)
 * Henry's Driver (Fireman)
 * Thomas
 * Annie
 * Clarabel
 * Gordon (cameo)
 * Duck (cameo)
 * Toby (cameo)

Trivia

 * The originall title was the shortest title so far.