Pontypandy

Pontypandy is a dangerously under populated town somewhere in Wales.

Firemen

 * Samuel "Sam" Peyton-Jones: The best fireman in Pontypandy. He likes to buy porno and Wizzle bars from Dillys' shop. Ringo Starr calls him “The Welsh Fireman”. He once visited the Island of Sodor.


 * Elvis Cridlington: The worst fireman in Pontypandy. He is convinced that Basil Steele is on crack. He is also a terrible cook who once burnt down the fire station with his terrible food.


 * Basil Steele: The head of the fire station. He is a crack addict who once appeared on television. He has made exactly the same speech in the fire station and Tidmouth sheds


 * Penny Morris: She rarely appears because she's only in the show for political correctness.


 * Trevor Evans The Bus: Also a bus driver or something like that. Calls children 'sugar lumps' and likes to kidnap them in his bus.

Townspeople

 * Dillys Price: A racist who runs the local general store. She likes to wear cock rings whenever she goes out. Where she wears them is a mystery to everyone, and should remain as such.


 * Bella Lasagne: She runs the local café. She caught fire when her café nearly burnt down, but has since recovered. She is extremely suspicious of the Japanese. She specialises in making sangawiches.


 * "Some Welsh Guy": Narrates the episodes of Fireman Sam.


 * Sarah and James Jones: Sam’s niece and nephew they were almost kidnapped by Trevor Evans.


 * Norman Price: That naughty little bastard.