Edward Breaks His Dick

"Edward Breaks his Dick" is the thirteenth Thomas poop created by WTLNetwork. It is well known for the first appearance of "Special Edward", who has become an icon of the Network.

Plot
The intro to this episode is in French with the accordion version of the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and Thomas is puffing along the railway when a tanker shoots Clarabel and chases Thomas, who screams, zooms under the bridge, and zooms to a halt at the station. Seconds later, he gets shot by the tanker.

Bertie the Bus is giving some visitors a blowjob. As he drives away, a lighting rig falls down.

At the big station, Ringo claims that it's the engines' last afternoon and Edward is preparing hot buttered sex for them. Henry asks if they saw him straining, Gordon grunts it is pathetic, Duck tells them to shut the fuck up, calls them 'Pffs' and tells them that Edward is better than any of them. Boco tells Duck that he is WRONG and says that Edward is shit but he will fuck them all up. Both Duck and BoCo end up getting into a fight involving headshot and a fatality.

Bill and Ben are horrified to see the visitors, who love being fucked. Later, they take them to the China Clay Works in a special breakvan.

WTLNetwork makes an advertisement for the Island of Sodor China Clay Works, where there's absolutely loads to do like looking at rocks and if visitors want to visit the clay works, they need to order tickets now for a mediocre day out for 27p.

Then, Edward takes the visitors home, but, as the fireman rides him fiercely with a shrieking crack, Edward breaks his dick. His crew remove his bollocks and asks him to get the people home as they are starting back tonight. Edward says 'NO!' and the passengers are fuckin' furious, but Edward does so anyway, with a twisted face and a beanie.

When Edward arrives at the station with Henry on the other platform, the Fat Controller angrily points to Jedward, but the passengers cheer and thank Edward. As Duck and Boco see two whilst Gordon and James remain respectfully silent, Edward is left in peace, only to break through the walls and hit the camera.

Trivia

 * It is unknown if the cameraman killed by Edward at the end of this poop was related in any way to the cameraman killed by BoCo at the end of "Bill and Ben were Horrified!", but most likely he was.
 * If you search for "Edward breaks his" on Youtube, the first result is this poop and the second result is a video of Edward from Jedward, the duo that made a cameo appearance in this poop, breaking his leg on stage.

Characters

 * Ringo Starr
 * Bertie
 * Gordon
 * Henry
 * James (does not speak)
 * Edward
 * BoCo
 * Duck
 * Bill
 * Ben
 * Passengers
 * Bill and Ben's breakvan
 * WTLNetwork
 * Edward's driver
 * Edward's fireman
 * The Fat Controller (does not speak)
 * Jedward (do not speak)
 * James Corden (who was killed by the Special Edward)