Once An Engine Attached To A Train...

Synopsis
"...Was afraid of a few drops of...?"

Plot
The intro is in a red background with a Panda on it and Chinese language on his stomach. Then, the Chinese text reveals 'I once punched a giraffe'.

Once, an engine attached to a train is afraid of a few drops of cum, goes into Thomas' tunnel, squeaks through Thomas' funnel, and won't cum again. The engine's name is Henry and Henry claims that the cum will spoil his lovely green dick and red bollocks.

The guard blows Henry until he has no more cum, and waves his flag till his arms fall off, to no avail. Then, along comes Sir Topham Twat, the man in charge of all railways on the Island of Sodor. The engines call him the Fat Troll. At the tunnel, everyone pulls except the Fat Controller, because his butler has forbidden him to take engines from behind. When that fails the passengers (who have mysteriously taken all their clothes off) push and push and push, to no avail, but still, Henry stays in the tunnel.

As Thomas comes along, the passengers say to Henry 'Look, it has stopped raining.', only for a storm to start. Thomas rams into Henry's coach.

Eventually, the Fat Controller gives up, and tells Henry they shall take drugs and leave Henry in the tunnel for always and always and always and always and always and always and always ... and always. The workmen take up the rails and build a wall infront of Henry so that Henry himself can't get out of the tunnel anymore, while Emily, Ronald McDonald, Mr. Bean, the Doctor, Ringo, Mrs. Stationmaster and her breakfast help out. Oh and Dr. Hax too.

All Henry can do is watch the other engines rush through the other tunnel. When Gordon passes, he says "Poop poop poop, green giant". At the end, WTLNetwork admits 'I COULDN'T THINK OF ANY FITTING SONGS FOR THE CREDITS, SO HERE'S A BIT OF PULP.'

The poop ends with a song by "Pulp" (because WTLNetwork can't think of any fitting songs for the credits).

Characters

 * Panda (does not speak)
 * Ringo Starr
 * Henry
 * Sir Topham Twat
 * James (cameo)
 * Passengers
 * The Fat Controller
 * The Butler (mentioned, but not seen)
 * Choo Choo Bacca (Werewolf guard)
 * Thomas
 * Passengers
 * Workmen
 * Emily
 * Ronald McDonald
 * Mr Bean
 * Doctor
 * Mrs. Stationmaster
 * Breakfast
 * Dr Hax
 * Gordon
 * WTLNetwork (mentioned, but not seen)