Christmas with WTLNetwork

Synopsis
The engines whant to give Mrs. Kyndley a speicial christmas blowjob for apparently killing Thomas.

Plot
It is nearly Christmas. Thomas is puffing along when he sees Mrs. Kyndley, and swears at her. When Thomas returns to the shed, he finds that the engines' cocks have been polished. Gordon teases Thomas for not being as smart as the others, but Thomas ignores him and reminds the engines it has been nearly a year since Mrs. Kyndley saved him from a nasty accident. He tells them that she was in bed fucking, but Edward interrupts and adds that she waved her tits out the window to warn Thomas about a landslide ahead, but Thomas died for the first time since the episode, Nobody Understands Thomas. Thomas states that to thank her they should give her a special Christmas blowjob. The engines are making plans when the Fat Controller comes along and tells them there is no party. Thomas hates the Fat Controller.

Thomas and Toby wait outside Mrs. Kyndley's house, but discovers it has been snowed under. Thomas whistles, and Mrs. Kyndley falls out the window and dies. Terence comes along and ploughs Thomas, then promises to take care of Mrs. Kyndley and plough her. The engines puff home, but Thomas runs into a snowdrift

Thomas and Toby return to the sheds and the lights come on, but then there is a power outage.

Characters

 * Ringo Starr
 * Thomas
 * Mrs. Kyndley
 * Gordon
 * Percy (cameo)
 * Edward
 * James (cameo)
 * Henry (cameo)
 * The Fat Controller
 * Workmen (cameo)
 * Toby
 * Henrietta (cameo)
 * Thomas' driver (does not speak)
 * Thomas' fireman (does not speak)
 * Terence
 * Stingo Rarr (mentioned in the credits, but not seen)
 * Michael Jackson (mentioned in the credits, but not seen)
 * Michael Jacksoff (mentioned in the credits, but not seen)
 * Sir Hopham Twatt (mentioned in the credits, but not seen)
 * Sir Alan Sugar (mentioned in the credits, but not seen)
 * Sir Alan Teabag (mentioned in the credits, but not seen)
 * Sir Alan Milk (mentioned in the credits, but not seen)
 * Sir Alan Mug (mentioned in the credits, but not seen)
 * Robert Twattinson (mentioned in the credits, but not seen)
 * Jedward (mentioned in the credits, but not seen)
 * Kedward (mentioned in the credits, but not seen)
 * Ledward (mentioned in the credits, but not seen)
 * Medward (mentioned in the credits, but not seen)
 * Nedward (mentioned in the credits, but not seen)
 * Pedward (mentioned in the credits, but not seen)
 * A Gang of Controllers (one of the them is seen, but the others are not)

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