The Devastation

Plot
A heavy snowfall comes early to Sodor. Most engines hate snow, but Donald and Douglas are used to it. They go around the island ploughing snow and sometimes, they find deeper drifts like the avalanche they get caught in.

Gordon and James complain about a galloping sausage and the rabbish brakevan ("good raddance"), and the engines all agree that Something Must Be Done. Percy consults Edward, who suggests a deputation. Death then explains what a deputation is, but gets it confused with a depot station and a depth charge.

Percy tells the engines they need a devastation, and explains to Henry what a supercalifrigilisticexpealadocious is. Duck wonders if they should tell the Fat Controller that Percy is gay. At last, Gordon suggests that Percy be disposed. Percy is horrified, but Henry settles the matter by telling Percy to fuck off.

Percy sees the Fat Controller, who realises Percy is nervous. Percy explains that the engines have made him desparate to fuck him and that Percy would like it. When the Fat Controller asks him if he is hard, Percy adds that if the Fat Controller fucks his cock his dick will be gay. Percy then asks the Fat Controller to fuck his cock, but the Fat Controller sends him away.

The Fat Controller comes to the shed, and tells the engines about having a blowjob. He adds that he understands interference but disapproves of feelings, and tells Donald and Douglas they are gay. Neither are surprised.

Characters

 * Ringo Starr
 * Donald
 * Douglas
 * Gordon
 * James
 * The Spiteful Breakvan (mentioned, but not seen)
 * Percy
 * Edward
 * Death
 * Duck
 * The Fat Controller
 * Henry