Reverend W. Awdry

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Reverend W. Awdry is the bloke that made Thomas the Tank Engine.

Railway Series
In 1938, while in bed ill, he wrote a series of stories about dinosaurs with lasers. He later changed the dinosaurs to trains and got rid of the lasers so as not to confuse people, as lasers weren't even around in 1938. There are literally hundreds of books in the Railway Series, all of which he wrote in one night. Included amongst these are:
 * The Three Homosexual Engines
 * Thomas The Wank Engine (book)
 * James The Rabbish Engine
 * Another Book About Thomas
 * Those Clumsy Bastards
 * Henry The Emotional Engine
 * Toby The Trampy Piece of Shit
 * Gordon The Gay Engine
 * Edward The Retarded Engine
 * Four Little Twats
 * Percy The Annoying Engine
 * The Eight Infamous Engines
 * Duck And Sir Topham Thing-a-Gummy
 * The Old Fogey
 * Donald And Douglas The Twat Engines
 * Lanch Brine Engines
 * Rheneas Makes A Return
 * Stepney The "Blue-balls" Engine
 * The Masturbation Mountain Railway
 * Rusty Old Piles of Shit
 * Main Line Engines
 * Little Tender Engines
 * Enterprising Engines And Alton Towers
 * Oliver Newton-John The Engine
 * The Grand Old Duke of York And His 10,000 Men
 * More About The Trampy Piece of Shit
 * Really Useless Engines
 * James And The Diesels
 * Shit Little Engines
 * Thomas And Percy Fall Out
 * Gordon Does Your Mum
 * Trams, Trucks And Trouble
 * The BoCo LoCo
 * Jock The Fatherfucker
 * Thomas And The Electric Railway
 * Thomas Gets Arrested For Suspected Racism But Is Seen Innocent As He Actually Said "I'm Sure Glad I'm Not a Digger"
 * Henry And The Dicks
 * Wilbert The Wanker
 * The Fat Controller Sells All the Engines For Drug Money
 * All About The Butler
 * The Dearne Valley (a.k.a.) The Dick Valley
 * The Fat Controller Has A Conorary

Dino-LAZOR!!! series
In 1994, Reverend W. Awdry revisited his idea of dinosaurs with lasers and wrote over 1000 books about them across a long weekend. Some say he got inspiration from the fact that Ringo Starr said that kids would be more interested in them. Among these are: On the contrary to what Ringo Starr expected, the series did rather poorly not only because they were completely half-arsed, but because kids were intelligent enough to realise that lasers weren't invented when dinosaurs were around.
 * Meet The Dino-LAZORS!!!
 * More About The Dino-LAZORS!!!
 * The Dino-LAZORS!!! Go To Town
 * Dino-LAZORS!!! Ride Again
 * Matty Meets The Dino-LAZORS!!!
 * Pies, pies, who wants a Dino-LAZOR!!!?
 * The Dino-LAZORS!!! Sell Their Bodies
 * The Dino-LAZORS!!! Meet The Jetsons
 * The Dino-LAZORS!!! Cope With Product Placementdrinkcocacola
 * The Dino-LAZORS!!! Guide To Sex
 * Eat My Shorts, Dino-LAZORS!!!
 * The Dino-LAZORS!!! Go To France
 * The Meteor That Wiped Out The Dino-LAZORS!!!

Cake Incident
Awdry was good friends with Ringo Starr, but was enemies for a few days after an argument about a cake.