Mrs. Stationmaster

Maria Stationmaster, better known as Mrs. Stationmaster is the wife of Mr. Stationmaster.

Birth
Mrs. Stationmaster was born on August 20th, 1959 in Tidmouth, Sodor.

Personal Life
She met her husband, Mr. Stationmaster, in 1981 while preparing for work one morning. She went into his bedroom with a plate of toast, stressing how important a healthy breakfast is. Without questioning why she was there or how she got into his house, he took the breakfast, and found it to be the best tasting thing he had ever eaten in his life. The two were soon in a relationship with each other, and they got married in 1983. They have two children, Louie and Violet, both of which were born in 1996.

In 2002, she started the website www.sexybreakfastsluts.com. It was a specialist website catering for people who found breakfast sexually arousing. The website was shut down in 2004 due to lack of demand for a breakfast porn site.

She was a member of the band that recorded the CD Butler Love.

Death
While eating breakfast with her family one morning, Thomas, in a state of depression and hatred for everyone in the world around him, drove himself into Mr. Stationmaster's house, killing himself, Mrs. Stationmaster and her husband, Mr. Stationmaster, along with their breakfast. Her two children miraculously survived the crash, and are now, rather bizarrely, living with Mrs. Kyndley.

Resurrection
On Christmas Eve in 2009, Mrs. Stationmaster was resurrected along with her husband by Oliver Newton-John The Engine just in time for Christmas. On New Year's Day 2010, she was featured in Look What You've Done To Our Breakfast!. Nine months later, her house was wrecked again in She Likes It Rough so she had to bang Thomas. The scene is censored all over the universe except for the Netherlands.