Well I'll Be a Son of a Bitch!

Plot
Percy works hard at the harbour and the workmen need trucks for their building. Toby helps but sometimes, the loads of semen can be too heavy and Percy has to fuck him. Sometimes, Percy would fuck Thomas, who congratulates him. However, there is an airfield close and Percy heard the aerothing zooming above all day. The noisiest of all is a helicopter, which Percy calls a "stupid cunt", and wonders why he can't go and buzz somewhere else.

One day Percy stops near the airfield, and asks the helicopter his name. The helicopter introduces himself as Chris Hansen. Percy is shocked and races off.

Then, Percy finds Toby at the quarry, threatens to rape the "stuck-up cunt", Chris Hansen, and steals some trucks. Then, WTLNetwork sings to Percy's theme. Percy is puffing back when his driver sees Chris Hansen, and suggests that they rape him as he's not far ahead. Percy pounds Chris Hansen, to his driver's amazement and his driver says "Well, I'll be the son of a bitch!". However, Percy is sure that he lost. The fireman sings the cunts a song, of how Chris Hansen called the railway shit, out of date and useless, and how Percy and his bollocks beat the cunt. Percy loves the song, likes the last line best of all and is a very happy cunt.

Characters

 * Ringo Starr
 * Percy
 * Toby
 * Thomas
 * Chris Hansen
 * WTLNetwork
 * Percy's Driver
 * Percy's Fireman