Sercy and the Pignal

Plot
Percy calls Gordon a "fuckface" and tells him that the train is ready. Gordon thinks that he is laid. Percy then goes to James, and tells him that the Fat Controller will come and kill him. James is interested, and his driver and fireman cannot make him move it, I like to move it move it, I like to move it move it, I like. ..

At last the inspector arrives and tells James that Gordon wants him. James is delighted, but then the inspector announces he is joking, to James' disappointment. James then claims that the Fat Controller sent him a "letter just the other day" telling him to stay here, but the inspector corrects him, informing him he is away fucking the butler. James is disgusted.

When the Fat Controller comes back, he announces that he will "fucking kill" Percy and James.

Percy later tells Gordon and Percy that the Fat Controller wants him to take some trucks, because he is a really useless engine, but James thinks this is rabbish. Gordon was about to say that he and James were talking about signals at the junction, but James' face falls off because it is held on by Blu-Tack. Gordon and James then tell Percy about backing signals through song, and then sing about the Fat Controller and the butler, but the show cuts before Gordon can say that the Fat Controller is a c-

Percy wonders what backing signals are, but thinks he can manage. He then runs into Thomas and they explode.

Percy comes to a signal which is at "Danger", but when it moves to show "line clear" the arm goes up, not down. Percy thinks it is a backing signal, and goes backwards, running straight through Edward. Percy's driver laughs at the series of events, and has a long, long drink.

Characters

 * Percy
 * Ringo Starr
 * Gordon
 * James
 * The Fat Controller
 * James' driver
 * James' fireman
 * The Inspector
 * The Butler
 * Thomas
 * Edward
 * Percy's driver