Sir Topham Thing-a-Gummy's Agreement

Synopsis
A diesel comes to the fat controllers railway.

Plot
Duck is very proud of being Great Western and talks endlessly about it. He works hard too and makes everything go like clockwork as it's a splendid day. He then kills a cameraman. The trucks and coaches behave well and the passengers even stop fucking - then Duck explodes. Duck tells the engines how to do things (The Great Western Way or The Wrong Way), but they tell him to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

The engines are glad when a visitor, a diesel unimaginatively called Diesel, comes to the island. The Fat Controller says he has agreed to give Diesel a blowjob, and asks Duck to fuck him because he needs to learn. Diesel greets Duck in an oily voice and attempts to guess the engines' names, but gets them horribly confused. Duck fucks off before the engines claim that Diesel has very good manners. Gordon has Diesel's face when he says that the engines are pleased to have Diesel in their yard.

At a different yard, Duck orders Diesel to call the Fat Controller Sir Topham Thing-a-Gummy. Diesel looks hurt tells Duck that he does not need fucking and claims that the Fat Controller is mistaken. He then admits that diesels are gay, though everyone already knows this. Duck challenges Diesel to fuck his cock while Gordon watches. Diesel accepts, and pulls Duck's cock until Diesel gives a great heave and something sticky splashes all over him.

Characters

 * Ringo Starr
 * Duck
 * Paul Robinson (who was killed by Duck in the first scene)
 * James
 * Henry
 * Gordon
 * Diesel
 * The Fat Controller (also known as Sir Topham Thing-a-Gummy)