Percy Gets The Runs

WTLNetwork's Halloween special.

Plot
Percy tells Thomas a ghost story. He says that every year, on the date of the accident, Percy gets the runs, and then plunges into a Gap store. Percy claims that it makes his wheels wobble to think of it and falls over. Percy tells his driver Thomas didn't believe the story, but his driver explains it was a pretend ghost on the telephone. A ghost then prank calls an angry Fat controller asking if he has Prince Albert In A Can, who tells the ghost to fuck off.

Percy is puffing home that night. He is getting close when he passes Teddy Bear Junction, but crashes into a cartload of cocaine and dies. Death gets a phone call and discovers Percy has died again; furious, Death quits.

Percy goes to the nearest signalbox, and his driver confesses to being a murderer. The signalman reassures him and tells him to clean Percy before people think he's a ghost.

Thomas is being neutered when Toby tells him Percy has had an accident. Thomas is disgusted and worries he will be late. Toby claims to have seen something that looks like Percy's gonads, when Percy arrives and asks to be let in. Toby sings "chimchimchimminychimchim", until WTLNetwork admits he has seen too much KeeperofPorridge. Toby then says that anyone would think Thomas had just seen Death.