WTLNetwork - Off the Cutting Room Floor

Synopsis
A collection of jokes too small to constitute their own poops.

Plot

 * After the trucks sing rudely at Diesel, Duck orders them to SHUT THE FUCK UP and bumps one. Diesel blames Gordon; Henry denounces his statement as despicable and claims Gordon could do that.
 * Henry, James and Gordon recite the "three D's". Diesel then expresses his hatred of Henry.
 * Diesel, disguised as King Leonidas, talks to the trucks.
 * Edward claims that BoCo would let Gordon pull his cock, but Gordon refuses, claiming BoCo would never approve.
 * Sticky semen splashes over James.
 * The BBC report that Percy and Toby are taking the piss out of James.
 * The Fat Controller announces the James is not fit to be seen and must be fucked at once. He also allows Henrietta to be fucked too, to Toby's delight.
 * The Fat Controller is arrested for allegedly having sex with engines.

Characters

 * Ringo Starr
 * Diesel
 * Duck
 * Trucks
 * Henry
 * Gordon
 * James
 * Edward
 * BoCo (mentioned, but not seen)
 * Percy
 * Toby
 * The Fat Controller
 * Thomas (cameo)
 * The Wanking Policeman (cameo)