David Smith

David Smith (born August 15, 1930) was a 'pooper' who gained worldwide notoriety after pooping the moon landings. He is the son of Samuel James Smith and the grandfather of Sam.

Conception
To celebrate the release of A Cinematic Defecation of 'The Jazz Singer' in 1929, Samuel James Smith hired several whores, one of which bore a son nine months later.

Death
David Smith died on 28 June, 1995 while working on a Forrest Gump poop. Rather bizarrely, he died in exactly the same way as his father.

1970

 * Untitled 'Moon Landing' Poop

1975

 * The Godmother (lost)

1979

 * Greasey Poop (lost)

1983

 * B.T. Phone Home (lost)

1985

 * Ghost Murderers (lost)

1987

 * My Old Man's Back To The Future Poop (lost)

1991

 * Fucking Ugly Woman (lost)

1994

 * Jurassic Fark (lost)