Trickety-Trock

Plot
The episode begins with WTLNetwork playing the "Thomas and Friends" opening theme on his kazoo.

Gordon always pulls the big semen-filled dicks because he is the only engine gay enough to do so, and enjoys seeing how fast he can pull the dicks. He then sings the "Trickety Trock Rap" with the dicks. Meanwhile, Henry wonders why he worried about cum spoiling his shitty coat of paint.

Gordon is going to cum all over Henry's face but he crashes through the station wall. Gordon wants to know what has happened to him and his driver swears that he has burst his bollocks and he can't pull the dicks anymore. Gordon is disappointed, because they were going so gaily too. Then, everyone comes to see Gordon and The Fat Controller says "Yeah! What is it doing for?", dislikes big engines, which always go wrong, and sends for another engine at once. While the guard goes to find another engine, everyone uncouples Gordon, who has enough puff to slink into the siding and out of the way. Then, the Fat Controller refuses to let Jedward try. Despite this, Henry is allowed out as he had just got some steam. Because he is dirty, stiff (WTLnetwork points out the innuendo of this) and covered in semen. Then, a message saying "REMEMBER WHEN I SAID THAT THIS SHIT WRITES ITSELF? I WASN'T FUCKING WRONG, WAS I?" appears and the Fat Controller advises Henry to have a wank to ease his bollocks and find a turntable.

When Henry cums, he feels much better. He is coupled up to Edward and the coaches. Edward and Henry swear they are ready but Henry puffs off without them and Edward shouts "STOP!". The passengers say "Fuck you" to him, and the Fat Controller promises him a blowjob. The episode ends with the "Trickety Trock Rap".

Trivia
The dicks that Gordon is pulling are full of semen.

Characters

 * Ringo Starr
 * Gordon
 * Gordon's coaches
 * Henry
 * Gordon's driver
 * The Fat Controller
 * Jedward
 * Edward
 * Passengers