Samuel James Smith

Samuel James Smith (born April 4, 1901) was the world's first 'pooper', who released his first 'cinematic defecation' in 1929. He is the great-grandfather of Sam.

History
Samuel James Smith was born in England on April 4, 1901. In 1917, at the age of 16, he was a massive fan of cinema, but found the lack of strong language and violence in modern cinema frightfully boring. On May the 5th he shat himself giving him the idea of what later the "poop", so set to work on rectifying the situation. His best mate David's dad worked at the local cinema, and could obtain copies of movies that were currently being shown and spliced them together using sellotape to create the world's first 'cinematic defecation' in 1929.

Origin of the term 'poop'
The term 'poop' was coined in 1960 by Smith after being bored of the overly-polite term 'defecation' to describe his works.

Death
On December 15, 1986, Smith was splicing film together for his upcoming poop of Back To The Future (due for release in 1987), and rather oddly got his genitals caught in the projector and promptly committed suicide due both to the serious pain of the situation and also the prospect of having to live his life without sex.

1929

 * A Cinematic Defecation of 'The Jazz Singer'

1933

 * Laurel and Hardon (lost)

1935

 * A Cinematic Defecation of 'King Kong' (lost)

1939

 * A Cinematic Defecation of 'Snow White' (lost)

1943

 * Fanny-tasia (lost)

1946

 * Assablanca (lost)

1954

 * A Film Defecation of 'Singin' in the Rain' (lost)

1960

 * A Film Poop of 'Vertigo' (lost)

1963

 * Breakfast at My Fanny's (lost)

1965

 * Dr Hell No (lost)

1969

 * A Film Poop of 'The Dirty Dozen' (lost)

1971

 * Hate Story (lost)

1975

 * A Film Poop of 'The Towering Inferno' (lost)

1977

 * Cocky (lost)