Lets get a kebab and go to a DISCO television

Let's get a kebab and go to a DISCO television was a television station that was founded in 1997 by some trolls. The programming is primitive and childish, but surprisingly had an audience share of 75%. The station was purchased by the Sodor Broadcasting Company in 2011.

Fuck That C***
Fuck That C*** first premiered on 1 April 1998. Many people thought the first episode was an elaborate April Fools joke, however this turned out to be false, and continued to air every Wednesday and Friday from then on until 2002. The program features people being splattered with mysterious white gunge repeatedly. The program caused controversy in 2002 when they gunged the British Prime Minister at the time, Tony Blair. He ordered the program to be banned, which it was until 2007, when Gordon Brown lifted the ban and made it mandatory for the station to continue making the program. He also said that Tony Blair shall be gunged annually on the program, which he was, and still is to this date. The gunging of Tony Blair takes place every Friday that is closest to 1 April.

The Fucking Clunge Doctors
The Fucking Clunge Doctors is a soap opera which has aired since the channel first launched and is shown every other day. Similar to 'Fuck That C***', it features people being splattered with mysterious white gunge, only everyone is wearing a doctor's coat.

20-Second Weather Report with our Fart Blowing Weather Chicken
The 20 Second Weather Report With Our Fart Blowing Weather Chicken is, as the title suggests, a brief look at the weather featuring a farting chicken. It airs every evening at 8pm. Nobody knows why.

Arse Cookies
A team of five people have to bake a tray of cookies and deliver them to a anthropomorphic arse. He says 'thank you' and grants them three wishes.

Garlic Pasties
Hidden camera show where Kettlewell throws garlic pasties at random people before decking them. The show was cancelled after three series due to Kettlewell accidentally killing one of her victims.

Purchase by SBC
The station was purchased by the Sodor Broadcasting Company in 2011 for the record price of $47.5 billion. The sale included all rights to the programming offered by the station.