Ongoing Feuds

Plot
Duck complains to Edward (who is wearing the spinny hat.) that Diesel has been raping him and has made the Fat Controller and all the engines think he is gay. Edward agrees him and suggests that he help him rape some trucks. Duck feels happier at raping trucks.

For some reason, Duck is chased by the trucks he raped. He is diverted into a siding and into a barber's shop, upon which point he explodes. WTLNetwork then throws out his book of original ideas, along with his copy of Twilight. It turns out the silly cunts had wanked their guard off and left him behind after he had cum.

Duck apologises to the barber, but the barber refuses to accept his apology and cums all over Duck's face. Later, Thomas is pulling the trucks away when the Fat Controller arrives. The barber expresses his hatred of the "fat cunt" and repeatedly tells him to fuck off, but the Fat Controller explains that Duck and his crew have prevented a serious accident. He claims it was a very close shave; an ad for "The Fat Controller Live At The O2" appears. The barber asks to be fucked, and washes Duck's face, which is badly twisted.

The Fat Controller tells Duck that he will cum after he is mended. Duck questions him, but is silenced by the Fat Controller. The Fat Controller then announces that he sent Diesel - but then WTLNetwork's friend interrupts. WTLNetwork starts arguing with his friends about ruining the poop; their argument continues over the credits.

Characters

 * Ringo Starr
 * Duck
 * Diesel (mentioned, but not seen)
 * Edward
 * Trucks
 * The Barber
 * Thomas
 * The Fat Controller
 * WTLNetwork
 * WTLNetwork's friends