Toby's Mediocre Spin-off

Synopsis
Toby the Shit Engine gets a fucking terrible spin-off and a stout gentlemen visits Toby's branch line.

Plot
The intro has scenes featuring Toby, with the title saying 'TOBY THE TRAM ENGINE AND FRIENDS'.

Toby is a very slow c***, who has cows and sideplates and doesn't look like a c*** at all. He has a coach called called Henrietta who used to be a whore, grumbles that it's not fair at all, making her remember that she used to be full and longs for the days when nine gentlemen would take her from behind. Then, Toby speeds up.

When Toby is always careful as cars, buses and lorries often have accidents, Ringo claims that Toby hasn't had an accident in years, and then Toby explodes.

Toby sees a lady and a stout gentleman on his platform, the stout gentleman is of course the Fat Controller but Toby doesn't know this yet. The stout gentleman's grandchildren show him the tram engine, and the stout gentleman tells them that it is a shit engine. The stout gentleman's stupid granddaughter asks him if it's electric making Toby cross and Toby shits himself, Stephen says that Bridget offended the tram, Bridget says that trams are electric but the stout gentleman admits that it's a shit tram. The grandchildren ask if they can have a ride; the stout gentleman says 'No' but they all get inside Henrietta, who becomes happier.

The stout gentleman asks Toby his name, and swears at him for the shit ride. Toby swears back at him and feels better.

Ringo reminds us how the children came every day for nine years, sometimes with the guard and sometimes, in empty trucks. One day, Toby's driver and fireman show him a letter from the stout gentleman. Toby listens and Ringo musn't tell people any more, or he shall be shot and he is.

The end credits feature a picture of Toby instead of Thomas. The episode was brought to the whole universe by Dave's Train Disaster Insurance Ltd. It stars Toby Tobyson as Toby the Tram Engine and Adolf Hitler, who made his debut as the Fat Controller. Instead of Britt Allcroft, WTLNetwork made the episode.

Cast
Starring:

Toby Tobyson - Toby

Adolf Hitler in his television debut - The Fat Controller

and

Featuring the voice talents of - One of the Beatles (Damn, I've forgotten it again . . . )

Production Crew
Camera equipment supplied by - Harry Potter of Potter's Cameras Inc.

Gaffer - Dave Hedgehog (What is a Gaffer, anyway?)

Video Editor - Sodoff Baldrick

Production Supervisor - Michael Jackson

Director - Tony Blair

Janitor - That guy off "Scrubs"

Production Assistant - Russell Brand

Answerphone Monitor - Andrew Sachs

Creator of Made-up Jobs Titles - Sir Topham Hatt (How did he get his knighthood, anyway?)

Toby the Tram Engine and Friends was brought to you by: Dave's Train Disaster Insurance LTD.

Characters

 * Ringo Starr
 * Toby
 * Henrietta
 * The Nine Gentlemen who took Henrietta from behind (mentioned, but not seen)
 * Lady Hatt (does not speak)
 * The Fat Controller
 * The Fat Controller's Grandchildren
 * Toby's driver
 * Toby's fireman