Edward

Edward, commonly referred to as "Special Edward," is an engine on the Island of Sodor who is best known for being mentally retarded. His right eye is bigger than his left eye and he always has his mouth open. He also dons a beanie with a propeller blade on top of it, which he found in a skip. He is the current President of Sodor.

History
Edward was created on October 31, 1947, in Braindead, UK, with all of his mental capabilities intact. While in the process of applying for a Nobel Peace Prize, he came to the island on February 29th, 1948. He suffered a crash on the way to his shed almost immediately upon arrival, which he was lucky to survive. He was, however, very worse for the wear: the crash left Edward severely retarded.

BoCo
In 1998, Edward met BoCo. At first he thought BoCo was a ho but it later turned out that he was a nice gentleman. They then went on a date and had sex later that night, but due to Edward's broken bollocks he never came - which meant no Edward Jr.

Gordon
Edward and Gordon are old enemies, much like the Doctor and the Daleks. Once Edward suggested to Gordon that he pull BoCo's dirty dick, but he refused.

Trevor
Trevor is most likely a pedophile, and is Edward's best friend, even though Edward called the police on him for being perverted.

Relationships with humans
Once had sex with Lady Hatt. 9 months later, Lady Hatt gave birth to a 127-ton blue sweater with a yellow "2" on it.

Role in "Butler Love"
In 2009, he produced the CD "Butler Love".