Look What You've Done To Our Breakfast!

Plot
Thomas' driver thinks Thomas knows just where to wank and says that Thomas could manage without him. Thomas, unfortunately, has become conceited and doesn't realise his driver is a fucking c***. Toby claims he would be too frightened to wank without his driver, but Thomas thinks he would be scared. Thomas and Toby argue until Thomas announces he has got wood.

The next morning the firelighter cums all over Thomas' face. Thomas think he is being clever, but he is only moving because a careless c*** meddled with his controls. Thomas is unable to cum, and keeps rolling until he runs into the stationmaster's house as the Station Master himself is about to have sex with his wife. The house explodes, but then WTLNetwork remembers he has already done that.

Semen is everywhere and Thomas has fucked a bush on his travels, making him unable to speak. The stationmaster is fucking furious. His wife calls Thomas a c***, and orders him to "look what he's done to our breakfast!" Meanwhile, Donald and Douglas and Douglas and Donald and Donald and Douglas and Donald arrive and promise to rape him. When Thomas is pulled out, it is discovered that bits of fencing and a broken window frame prestumed his bush, which is badly twisted. The twins wank and leave Thomas, but there is worse to come.

The Fat Controller calls Thomas a c***. He decides that Thomas must be sent to the works to have his dick mended, and announces that a diesel railcar shall do his work. Thomas splutters and the Fat Controller claims that diesels always stay in their sheds until they are fucked and never take statonmasters from behind.

Characters

 * Thomas' driver
 * Ringo Starr
 * Thomas
 * Toby
 * The Firelighter
 * The careless c*** (mentioned but not seen)
 * Mr. Stationmaster (does not speak)
 * Mrs. Stationmaster
 * The Breakfast
 * Mr. and Mrs. Stationmaster's children (do not speak)
 * Donald and Douglas and Douglas and Donald and Donald and Douglas and Donald
 * The Fat Controller
 * Workmen (cameo)
 * Daisy (mentioned, but not seen)