The Grand Wizard

The Grand Wizard is a minor character in Marge And The Funny Whelk. He appears at the very end in a poop of the 1986 television movie The Worst Witch.

Song
He is seen singing a song called Anything Can Happen On Halloween during the poop.

Lyrics
We'll fuck pumpkins,

Tonight.

Anything can happen on Halloween,

Your sister could turn into a ho.

But on Halloween,

Your balls begin to crawl.

(The song was hastily censored after this line)