Johnny Smith

Johnny Smith (born January 4, 1971) was a computer genius and 'pooper' who invented the CHAZLAR computer program for randomly generating poops.

CHAZLAR
CHAZLAR is a computer program that Smith invented in 1992 to randomly generate poops based on required elements (such as swearing, violence and sexual references) and source material (such as Thomas the Tank Engine).

CHAZLAR version history

 * v0.1 - Released in 1992. Concept beta, written in DOS. Generated speech synthesised swear words and images of explosions over video. Output size was 96x65.
 * v1.0 - Released in 1993. Introduced primitive word splicing and improved accuracy and quality.
 * v1.5 - Released in 1995. Utilises three explosion images as opposed to one. Output size increased to 176x144.
 * v2.0 - Released in 1998. First version for Windows. Used improved interface and 10fps explosions as opposed to 2fps.
 * v3.0 - Released in 1999. Added option for sexual references. Output size increased to 320x240.
 * v4.0 - Released in 2001. Improved explosion framerate to 25fps (PAL standard).
 * v5.0 - Released in 2002. Introduced new violence algorithms. First version to utilise the 'Ringo Starr Obscene Language Package'. Output size increased to 480x320.
 * v6.0 - Released in 2004. Blood generation software improved. New words added to the 'Ringo Starr Obscene Language Package'.
 * v7.0 - Released in 2005. Primitive automatic visual gags system implemented. Output size increased to 640x480.
 * v8.0 - Released in 2008. Added high-quality explosion footage and improved visual gags system. Output size increased to PAL standard (720x576).
 * v9.0 - Released in 2009. Added new words to the 'Ringo Starr Obscene Language Package'. Overall improved system output.
 * v10.0 - Released in 2010. Current version. Now generates poops quicker and more efficiently.