James and the Expresso

Plot
As little James talks too much, Gordon, the gay engine, has something to talk about, because he is the only engine who can pull the dicks.

The next morning Gordon tells James it is nearly time for the Express, and asks if he is doing blowjobs. James goes off to find Gordon's dicks.

Gordon swears he would never dare pull James' train and he forgets to blow steam, and tries to make up for his mistake by blowing so much steam his whistle explodes.

Later, James has brought some coaches to the platform when he hears a mournful noise, which means that Gordon is trying to sidle into the station without being noticed. James tells Gordon that he wants him and wants sex from behind, but Gordon is unimpressed. Meanwhile, The Fat Controller climbs on the guard's trolley and blows the guard's whistle so loudly everyone's ears explode.

The passengers get into the train, and the Fat Controller tells James to fuck off. As bridges and stations flash by, the passengers cheer. A man sticks his arm outside but loses it. Afterwards, everyone says "Fuck you" to James.

Quotes
(Gordon puffs into the station)

James: Hello, Gordon. I want you, Gordon. I want sex, Gordon, from behind Gordon.

Ringo: Bridges and stations flashed by. (A man sticks his arm out and loses it) Everyone said 'Fuck you' to James.

Characters

 * Gordon
 * Ringo Starr
 * James
 * Passengers
 * The Fat Controller
 * The Man who loses his arm (does not speak)

Trivia

 * This poop had a deleted scene which was a extension of the scene where Gordon brags to James about being the only engine gay enough to pull the dicks. In this extended scene Gordon is shot after boasting. This was cut out because of the shootings in Cumbria.  It is now on the reuploaded version.