Thomas The Wank Engine

Thomas the Wank Engine is WTLNetwork's first Youtube Poop.

Synopsis
Thomas believes that he is the hardest worker on the Island of Sodor, and is constantly abusing Gordon about it. But Gordon has come up with a plan to fuck Thomas.

Plot
The episode begins with Thomas making his way along the rail-line. He is about to pass behind a windmill when, under mysterious circumstances, he explodes. The music being played is 50 Cent's "In Da Club".

Ringo Starr then introduces us to Thomas who is a wanker who lives at a big station on the Island of Sodor and a cheeky little engine; he comments on his six small wheels, his short stumpy funnel and the size of his boiler and then insults the size of his dick. Whilst making his way to the station Thomas once again explodes whilst passing behind the windmill. Ringo states that Thomas is a fucker too always fucking coaches when Thomas arrives at the station, and proceeds to push the empty coaches away so the larger engines can go and wank. Thomas arrogantly believes that no engine works as hard as he does. Ringo then states that Thomas loves fucking them, and that he has also done this to Gordon, who is the biggest and proudest one of all (although it is not stated what this could be). Thomas wanks rudely at Gordon, calls him Lazybones and tells him to work hard like him. Then, two Gordons crash into each other and explode.

Later Gordon is back at the siding feeling very hard. He is just wanking when Thomas cums. Thomas once again insults Gordon, calling him lazy and saying he should work harder, then he tells Gordon that he can't fuck him. Thomas then runs off wanking. Gordon, shocked and disgusted, decides to come up with a way to fuck Thomas instead of going back to sleep.

One morning, Thomas won't wank. His driver and fireman cannot make him hard because Thomas' fire has gone out and there is not enough cum. It is nearly time for the express, people are waiting but the coaches aren't ready. At last Thomas starts wanking, and puffs into the station where Gordon is wanking. Gordon orders Thomas to hurry up. When Thomas takes the coaches to the platform, Gordon begins to make his cum, and states that he will cum. Gordon cums almost before the coaches stop moving. He then tells the passengers to get in quickly. Thomas usually pushes behind the big trains to help them start but he's always uncoupled first but Gordon begins to leave the station, but Thomas has not been uncoupled. Gordon has cum and begins to make his way around Sodor. They pass a set of workmen who seemingly randomly explode. As the train goes faster and faster, Thomas, who says that it is too fast for him, pleads Gordon to stop, but Gordon simply laughs and his coaches say that Thomas can't get away.

Then, Gordon reaches a terminus station. Realising that he is travelling too fast to stop in time, he shuts his eyes, goes straight through the building and begs for help. Next, Thomas goes onto a turntable, thinking of everyone laughing at him; little does he know that the turntable is faulty when it spins in random directions at a faster and faster rate. Thomas calls for help. Once it stops, Thomas, for unknown reasons, runs onto a siding out of the way, goes back onto the turntable and the turntable goes in different directions. Gordon insults Thomas, calling him a "little dick", and tells him that now he knows what hard fucking means. Thomas can't answer because he has no cum and just puffs slowly to rest and have a long, long wank.

The end credits are normal but Ringo sings 'Wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank' to the music.

Quotes
Ringo: Thomas thinks no engine works as hard as he does. He loves fucking them, including Gordon, the biggest and proudest. Thomas likes wanking rudely at him.

Thomas: Wake up, Lazybones, why don't you work hard like me?

Trivia

 * This poop was done in a different style to all the other poops. This is because WTLNetwork only at first intended to make only one poop.

Characters

 * Ringo Starr, the first narrator of Thomas The Tank Engine
 * Thomas, the wank engine
 * Gordon
 * Henry (cameo)
 * James (cameo)
 * Thomas' driver
 * Thomas' fireman